I wrote this parody dedicated to my Dad, Nathan Wong, Bob Wang & Eejay Alivio – Bromance ♥
Wake up in the morning, got a call from committee
(Good morning sir)
Put on a collar, I’m out the door, I’m gona leave this city
(Let’s fly)
Before I leave, check my visa, got my clothes all packed
‘Cause when I leave, like a boss, I’ll choose when I’m coming back
I’m talking, epicure like a boss, boss,
Minimizing all the costs, costs,
Customers calling up phones, phones,
. . . . .
Servin’ up, gwai lou’s favourite cuisine,
Quality up in our Chinese,
Trying to get a little rich ya . . . see
Don’t stop, make it pop,
Fry the oil in the wok,
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the tunnel light
Tick tock on the clock
But the mortgage don’t stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh x2
Got tons of problems in this world, but I got limited tears
Got so many friends in the clubs, but I don’t want any beers
And now, the girls are lining up, cause they hear we got grander
But we put’em to the side, unless we know they’re not panders
I’m talking about everybody taking a punt, punt,
Girls trying to touch my junk, junk,
Gona reject them, cause I’m just blunt, blunt,
Now, now, we work until I pay my house, house,
Or the bank shut us down, down,
The bank shut us down, down,
Ba-bank shut us
Don’t stop, make it pop,
Fry the oil in the wok,
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the tunnel light
Tick tock on the clock
But the mortgage don’t stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh x2
Dad, you build me up,
You help me out,
My heart is pounds,
Yea, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now the mortgage don’t end till I’m ball’in
Don’t stop, make it pop,
Fry the oil in the wok,
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the tunnel light
Tick tock on the clock
But the mortgage don’t stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh x2
